Hi! I’m Vienna Farlow, Holistic Reproductive Health Practitioner – aka The Cuntsultant – a reproductive and menstrual health advocate and vagina-enthusiast. I’m your go-to person for information and help about anything vagina-, uterus-, ovary-, or vulva-related, including birth control options, fertility awareness education, fertility issues, abortion, holistic care, and just getting in touch with your body.
You might be asking: “Isn’t that what Google is for?” And, sure, you can get a lot of information online these days – probably too much information. If you’ve turned to Dr. Google with questions about your reproductive system, only to get lost in the weeds of search results, my bespoke “Cuntsultations” are a space for you to ask them all, judgment-free.
As a Justisse Holistic Reproductive Health Practitioner and a member of the Association of Fertility Awareness Professionals, I offer one-on-one fertility awareness education. It’s a hormone-free method that helps you understand your fertility, whether you’re trying to get pregnant or trying to not get pregnant. I can teach you this method and then guide you through it, every step of the way.
Or maybe there’s just something… weird… going on with your vagina and you don’t have anyone to talk to about it. Bring it to me and I’ll help you work through the issue, whatever it is, and give you recommendations on the next steps to take. Don’t be shy – there’s no such thing as TMI.
And, finally, I provide abortion doula services for people who are terminating a pregnancy. The decision to have an abortion is complex and you deserve to be supported and deeply cared for during this time. I provide full-spectrum support, which can include discussing options, emotional and physical support through the procedure, and aftercare.
The Cuntsultant is the culmination of my lifelong pursuit to learn as much as possible – biologically, emotionally, and spiritually – about vaginas and the people who have them. I strongly believe that all women and people who have or have had menstrual cycles should be empowered to know more about their bodies and the way they work. I am passionate about reproductive justice, LGBTQIA+ inclusion, full-spectrum care, abortion access, and provocation in the name of education.
Educational Trainings:
Institute for Menstrual Health Women’s Hormone Health Certification (2023)
Justisse College Holistic Reproductive Health Practitioner Training (2019)
Molly Dutton-Kenny HHAP Training (2017)
Steam Healing Institute Practitioner Training (2017)
Journey of Young Women Training (2016)
Usui Reiki Mastership (2016)
Rape Crisis Hotline Volunteer Training (2011)
Podcasts & Press:
Generation.Mom Podcast: What You Don’t Know (But Should) About Your Vagina
Thriving with NourishMel Health Podcast: Why Having a Period Matters
Birth Kweens Podcast Episode 31: Fertility Awareness Education & Body Literacy
Heavy Flow Podcast Episode 35: Body Literacy & DIY Gynecology as an Act of Resistance
Healing Outloud with Jackie Shea Podcast Episode 45: The Hidden Gems of Reproductive Health
Saludable Latina Podcast Episode 40: The Pill and Menstruation Health
Interview with Cervical Wellness: Hot Topics in Women’s Health
Cunt: Derivative of the Oriental Great Goddess as Cunti, or Kunda, the Yoni of the Uni-verse. From the same root came country, kin and kind...Other cognates are "cunabula," a cradle, or earliest abode; "Cunia," a Roman Goddess who protected children in the cradle; "cunctipotent," all-powerful (i.e., having cunt-magic);...also cunning, kenning, and ken: knowledge, learning, insight, remembrance, wisdom. Cunt is 'not slang, dialect or any marginal form, but a true language word, and of the oldest stock.'...In ancient writings, the word for 'cunt' was synonymous with 'woman,' though not in the insulting modern sense.
From Barbara G. Walker, The Woman's Encyclopedia of Myths and Secrets